@Univ of Texas

VO:HI
ME:HI SIR HW U DOIN??????
VO:PASS ON DA FOLDER
ME:SURE
VO:INDIVIDUAL MARKS SHEET PLS.....
ME:PASSED ON
VO:U CAN GO HOME NOW..
ME:PARDON
VO:IM ISSUING U VISA......

@New Mexico St UnivUniv

me: hello mam..
vo : hi..how r u ?...
me : am 5n thanq.....(i was verry kool) and passed my folder
vo: she looked at my gre, toefl score cards and i20...... and she didnt asked any thing abt the university she was typing something...... and suddenly asked to keepu my right thumb on red light....
me :i kept my right thumb n askd is it okie...
vo:ya fine who is going to sponser you?
me : both my father and my mother....
vo: wht they r doing?
me: my father is a businessman . he is running his own blablaa and my mother blablaa
vo : whts their income?
me : said..
vo : do u have bank loan?
me: yes sir i have bank loan of 12L as a back up...
vo : at what interest they i have given u loan?
me: 7.5%
vo: when u have ti repay ur loan?
me: after completion of mah masters i have one more year time to repay my loan...
vo: k fine (then the golden words came out)......am approving ur visa... gud luck
me: thanq mam have a nice day bye......

@Northwest Missouri St Univ

vo : hi..how r u doin...
me : hello sir gud mrng....(i was verry kool , as all mah docs are genuine...)
vo: saw my provisional and said " wow first class with distinction "
me :yes sir....with a smile..
vo: wat r ur parents
me : they r govt employes sir
vo:how r u goin to fund ur self
me: my parents annual income is 12 lks sir.....(he stopped me....)
vo : best of luck ...work hard....byeeeeeeee
me :thnk u sir......

@Univ Of South Florida

Vo: Hi! ( he waved his hand)
Me: Hi Sir!
Vo: so how many schools did u apply to?
Me: 4 sir
Vo: Name them
Me : said ( he started typing something)
Vo: who is gonna pay for this?
Me: my parents are sponsoring me sir.
Vo: So what are your parents?
Me: Told about parents and mentioned their anual income n also the rental income.
Vo: U think with such high incomes they will be able to sponso u? (sarcastic)Me: yes sir.. I am sure they will be able to because they have put in a lot of service till now ( dad about 30 yrs n mom abt 17 yrs)
Vo: Do u have a bank loan?
Me: No Sir! i didn't apply for one, I have enough savings and also have so n so fixed deposits.
Vo: do U have any siblings?
Me: Yes sir! I have an elder sister. ( lucky that i didn't have to say that she is also doing her master's in usa)
Vo: Ok man. I am issuing your visa, have fun in Florida- the Sun shine state and at the same time study well.
Me: Thank you Sir. Have a Nice day!

@West Virginia Univ

VO: HI how ar eu?
me: Fine thank u.(looking at the DS forms)
VO: How long have u been working in satyam
Me: since 2 yrs
VO: Which uni did u apply? and what ar e the other unis....
Me: Wst Virginia...my other unis are Tamu, UMN( Actually i applied for 5 and got only 1 admit)
VO: What is ur father? his annual income?
Me: Sanskrit teacher.
VO: How will u support ur education.
Me: i told my bank balance, liquid assets and taht i ahve earned some money in these 2 years...
VO: what is ur salary package:
me: 3.25 per annum..
.and visa approved......